Arron Lowe

From one douche model to another... Arron wasn’t so bad at first much like the other douche models (I feel like a broken record here)… He seemed friendly and polite during the launch, but within days became an insignificant prick with his almost contrived disdain towards Victoria sleeping with her top off (despite the fact Arron loved taking his kit off and spent 90% of his day shirtless). Before I get into further negatives about Arron, I’ll dwell on the main areas of his story that I remember. Firstly, he kept having a flirtmance with Sara as two good looking people OBVIOUSLY have to hook up in Big Brother, it’s the law duh… I remember him getting pissed when she was dared to kiss his back or something too, which was pathetic. Secondly, Scott fancied him a lot, and he seemed to enjoy the attention which sparked speculation about Arron’s sexuality… because we MUST know whether or not someone that good looking will be hooking up with boys or girls right. Ironically I did add to this discussion and I'd guess he's probably bisexual or just enjoys attention regardless of gender. Thirdly, he played so many pranks which were just annoying and unfunny... he was like a 6 year old on acid running around craving attention from rule breaking.

Now onto the main thing we will remember about Arron. Much like brofriend Conor he HATED Deana for no apparent reason, and was grossly rude towards her during Spamgate, and took every opportunity to belittle her in the house. Being the pathetic individual he was however Arron was always knocked back down by those he stepped on… which reminds me of Adam throwing fish gunk over him whilst in bed. Arron didn't do much else from memory because his nastiness will always be overshadowed by Conor, but I will forever remember the fact that he was the victim of the ABCD eviction. ABCD is easily a top 5 eviction in the history of BBUK, in which Deana slayed the beasts of the house with her popularity. Before leaving this cretin behind in the ranking, I’d like to point out that the fact he survived over Chris James in the second eviction illuminates good looks helping to overshadow douchery on the most part… shameful UK public.